The Acid Jest

School is a terrible place for to learn

Except in the science lab, there you can burn

Little holes in a paper from sunshine and glasses

Make smoke from liquids, explode some gases

And cause Becky Johnson (who’s normally placid)

To squeal like a banshee and jump up and down like she’s on springs, when you pretend that the water that you’ve just spilt down her dress is actually neat hydrochloric acid.


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