School is a terrible place for to learn
Except in the science lab, there you can burn
Little holes in a paper from sunshine and glasses
Make smoke from liquids, explode some gases
And cause Becky Johnson (who’s normally placid)
To squeal like a banshee and jump up and down like she’s on springs, when you pretend that the water that you’ve just spilt down her dress is actually neat hydrochloric acid.
Al Barz 